heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

corysanchez:

my life would be so much better if i had a hot neighbor

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Benjamin Franklin (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

roughrimjob:

*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*